Outdoor Furniture Refinishing

Posted on April 16, 2025 by Editor

Sanding off the crud

The picnic table was here when I moved in more than seven years back, and the summer and winters had taken their toll.

So, finally, after years of putting it off, I spent a day sanding at an old man’s pace while Hazel kept watch and looked on.

Rot had eaten its way up one of the legs, so that had to be replaced; otherwise the old table of treated wood while poor cosmetically was in surprisingly good condition.

I found a suitable piece of lumber for the new table leg in my wood pile that was the right dimensions. Two quick cuts with the circular saw was all it took and then I screwed it in place with decking screws.

A No. 40 disk on the sander cut through the grime and got the wood ready for a coat of Cabot seal and stainer. I opted for a stain with a cedar tint, thinking, correctly, I believe,

The table after the first coat of stain.

that the tinting might help cover some of the many imperfections in the table’s surface.

To help keep it in better repair than it has been these past few years I’m considering putting paving stones down for a small patio like surface alongside the fire pit. Time will tell whether I ever actually get around to that job. Maintenance and chores around the place, while in ready supply, no longer hold the charm for me that they seemed to in years past. But, as I say, time will tell how much more actually gets done.

I trust, though, that I’ll at least have the will to add a few more coats of sealer and stain, though prettier weather returns tomorrow that promises to be nearly perfect for a motorcycle trip; so I’m not making any promises/

A Different Sort of Enemy

Posted on April 14, 2025 by Editor

The Yoknapatawpha at a dock outside Bayboro, North Carolina.

“The sea is a different sort of enemy. Unlike the land, where courage and the simple will to endure can often see a man through, the struggle against the sea is an act of physical combat, and there is no escape. it is a battle against a tireless enemy in which man never actually wins; the most that he can hope for is not to be defeated.” — Endurance: Shackleton’s Incredible Voyage

Alfred Lansing’s book on Sir Ernest Shackleton’s adventures in the Antarctic was on my mind as I made my way on my motorcycle along the Hiawssee River and into Tennessee.

I miss my old boat, the Yoknapatawpha, and the days and nights when she and I were alone on the sea or anchored off an inlet while thousands of stars pierced the blue-black night. The gentle swaying as she rode the current; the popping sound of shrimp against the hull.

A bird call far off in the night.

A motorcycle is a poor substitute for sailing, but it is a substitute, a stand-in of sorts. There is wind in both, but vastly different winds.

If you’ve been to sea alone on a small sailboat you’ll know what I mean. If not, then not.

A boat at sea will test you every day in a way a motorcycle never will. As Lansing said, there — aboard a boat at sea — you often face a kind of physical combat where the best outcome you can hope for is a draw.

And then there are the calm, clear days where the winds smile and the sky and water are the same impossible shades of blue. Dolphins leap. A sea turtle surfaces off the bow and looks at you with deep dark eyes more ancient than time itself.

The combat and the calm, both are what makes sailing the grand reward it is.

Motorcycling ain’t bad either, but it’s not sailing. Not by a long shot.

Breaking Rocks in the Hot Sun

Posted on April 3, 2025 by Editor

Hazel was a loyal companion during my efforts over two days to gather stones to line the fire pit, which made the job more enjoyable but the loads no lighter. Click image for a larger view.

It’s a start.

For the past couple of days I’ve been hauling rocks from wherever I could find them to my fire pit alongside the swamp. It’s a work in progress.

A rich source for the stones has been the stream that runs along part of my western boundary before spilling through a culvert that runs under my drive and then into Horny Hog Ridge Creek. I hauled out a dozen or more stones from the stream yesterday and added them to the growing circle. It’s slow work, but I’ll get there.

I keep telling myself there’s no rush, but getting a few stones in place has a way of projecting what the finished project might look like and then the rush to completion is on. It’s a battle to fight the urge to overdo it.

But, then again, maybe the photo is overdoing it. It is, after all, a work in progress: there are many more stones to go. As fortune would have it I live in the mountains.

On the Road Again

Posted on March 30, 2025 by Editor

Six days after the launch of Spring 2025 the feelings of unremitting illness molted like an outgrown snake skin and fell from me long enough, at least, for me to take the motorcycle out for the first time in two months, maybe three.

Who can remember? Winter and sickness are alike in being oppressive to the spirit as well as the memory.

On Thursday, the 27th, I rode to Blairsville, Georgia. But on Friday, I took the bike through the Nantahala Gorge, which I’ve seen described — accurately — as one of the more scenic drives in the country, and then on through Asheville to Fletcher, North Carolina.

Once again I was astonished at the still present damage left throughout the Asheville region by Hurricane Helene when it came through North Carolina in late September. The storm flattened huge swaths of forest at Fletcher, Asheville and elsewhere as it barreled through on its way to Tennessee and beyond.

Homes and businesses in that section of Appalachia will take years to recover, the forest decades; those who lost family and friends will never fully recover.

In spite of the damage and what it represented, though, the unremitting early spring sun had a way of burning off the loss — at least for me, unscathed by Helen like most everyone in the Murphy area. The damaging center of the storm moved east of us.

The upholstery shop where I was dropping off my stock seat to have recovered had been swept away by the storm, but Diana, the proprietor, had salvaged enough to continue her small business out of her home, which — higher up a nearby hill — had escaped much of the damaging floods from Helene.

On the way back I rode through downtown Asheville, past wrecked and gutted businesses along the creeks — almost all of which were turned into deadly raging rivers by the hurricane.

And then it was back home again — 287 miles later — where I marveled for the umpteenth time how a peaceful motorcycle ride can so easily reset one’s compass bearings.

The News of the Day

Posted on March 16, 2025 by Editor

All has become a boggy black bitterness thick with infectious insect swarms: the headlines, the subheads, the first graf and the last. All of it.

The smirking vice president at the Kennedy Center amid boos. The head of Homeland Security in western boots, tight jeans, dark mascara and a scornful frown.

All of it.

The under bridges and the viaducts awash in the unhoused, forgotten and forfeited to the forward march of crypto and trinkets of tin from the 5 and dime. Shun the rhyme. Take your time.

None is left anyway.

All has become black bitterness.

Fear is a password to freedom, we’re told. Take it or leave America behind. Your country or mine. Who knows anymore? We receive the news as it is created, without thought, reflection or introspection.

Without bitterness.

Insects swarm in the swamps of stinking sinking subdivisions where we feast on bologna sandwiches and the muscular, thick meat of chopped tongues conversing in glossolalia.

All has become black bitterness.

Well, This is a Pisser

Posted on February 21, 2025 by Editor

With eight years of experience of winter in my section of the North Carolina mountains, you’d have thought I’d seen every version of cold this section of country could offer.

It ain’t so.

There’s cold and then there’s 2025 cold. So, yea, it’s been cold this year and cold during the tail end of 2024. Lots of cold to go around.

North Dakota cold.

But maybe some of it is my older bones. The late 70s tug on a man the way the late 60s haven’t yet learned about. In your late 60s, given a bit of luck, you occasionally can feel young and even carefree.

I can’t remember the last time I felt carefree.

My motorcycle hasn’t been out of the basement in two months, and, looking ahead, I don’t see a day on my calendar with temps anywhere near warm enough to break that gloomy streak.

You gotta account for sickness in all that. For 23 days I wallowed in the Asheville hospital with a collapsed heart, a superbug infection that go-carted through my blood like freaks on Fentanyl. I had the flu, the blues and no appetite.

I came out the other end weighing 20 pounds less than when I went in, battered, beaten, bruised. Alive.

Life. It’s a pisser.

Off the Record and Into The Flames

Posted on January 21, 2025 by Editor

After years of an off-on abusive relationship with Facebook, I left that social media wasteland for good a few days before the second inauguration of Donald Trump on Jan. 20, 2025.

I wasn’t the only one.

The nation’s billionaires had begun obsequious pilgrimages to the Dark Lord’s Florida castle. Among those eager to kiss the Lord’s ring was Mark Elliott Zuckerberg of Facebook. For me that was the final straw.

That, however, goes against the tide. Facebook and its associate platforms — Instagram, WhatsAp, Messenger and so on, are growing concerns. Facebook reportedly has some 2.11 billion daily users worldwide — a number that climbs roughly 5 percent every year.

Even if half of those are spam or fake accounts, that still leaves lots of real users. Facebook has reported deleting nearly a billion fake accounts in a single year — 2023. Still, it’s the largest social media site in the world. Bluesky and other competitors aren’t even close.

Despite all that, I’m outa here when it comes to Facebook. And, no, I don’t expect my personal protest against the platform to mean anything.

Leaving, though, has brought. up a dilemma: Years of work as a newspaper reporter and editor has left me conditioned — for better or worse — to the desire or need to keep a written record of my mental and physical comings and goings.

This website is an effort to continue that habit. While I don’t necessarily want to discourage visitors, there will be little to nothing posted here to interest anyone other than myself.